Scrap Heap Pitchers Incinerated, Giant Killers Panic Ensues

And I say 'I told you so.'

In light of Braband's trade block...

Pitchers drafted behind Jayson Werth:
Chris Carpenter
Dan Haren
Jon Lester
Justin Verlander

Pitchers drafted behind Ben Zor-bust:
Johan Santana
Adam Wainwright
Cliff Lee
Yovani Gallardo
Jake Peavy
Josh Beckett
Josh Johnson
Cole Hamels

Pitchers drafted behind Joey Votto:
Ubaldo Jimenez, one pick later, ouch
Clayton Kershaw
Ricky Nolasco
Matt Garza

Good luck getting pitchers like that for position players now.