
Somewhere last week, OzzieGuillen was winning. Not in real life... but in fantasyland.
The last place OzzieGuillens decided to step up this week and beat the crap out of the Trolley Dodgers. The Guillens were this week's best team. That's the first time all year they've taken home that honor. Don't feel bad for the "unlucky" TDs... they were the 2nd worst team of the week. Meanwhile, the Wangs took home their 9th Trolley Dodger Award by beating up the worst team, Brian's Fellows. The Fellows choked away a huge lead early in the week, but are still only 1 game out of the playoffs thanks to widespread mediocrity in the middle of this league.
Who will be the team to separate themselves? Who's gonna choke on apple sauce like the TDs and Fellows last week? The six contenders for the last three playoff spots are head to head this week. With the standings so close, it's very possible that the winners of these matchups will take playoff spots 2-4 at least for the week.
Here's what you deserved this week:
The last place OzzieGuillens decided to step up this week and beat the crap out of the Trolley Dodgers. The Guillens were this week's best team. That's the first time all year they've taken home that honor. Don't feel bad for the "unlucky" TDs... they were the 2nd worst team of the week. Meanwhile, the Wangs took home their 9th Trolley Dodger Award by beating up the worst team, Brian's Fellows. The Fellows choked away a huge lead early in the week, but are still only 1 game out of the playoffs thanks to widespread mediocrity in the middle of this league.
Who will be the team to separate themselves? Who's gonna choke on apple sauce like the TDs and Fellows last week? The six contenders for the last three playoff spots are head to head this week. With the standings so close, it's very possible that the winners of these matchups will take playoff spots 2-4 at least for the week.
Here's what you deserved this week:
| Ozzie | 8 | 4 | 0 |
| Hitmen | 6 | 4 | 2 |
| Dynasty | 6 | 5 | 2 |
| Wang | 5 | 5 | 2 |
| GKs | 5 | 6 | 1 |
| L-Trains | 5 | 6 | 1 |
| TDs | 5 | 6 | 1 |
| Fellows | 4 | 7 | 1 |
Here are the updated standings:
| Phil Hellmuth Standings | |||||
| Team | W | L | T | PCT | GB |
| Wang | 114 | 94 | 20 | .544 | 0 |
| Dynasty | 113 | 95 | 20 | .539 | 1 |
| GKs | 109 | 98 | 21 | .524 | 4.5 |
| L-Trains | 106 | 102 | 20 | .509 | 8 |
| Hitmen | 103 | 106 | 19 | .493 | 11.5 |
| TDs | 98 | 109 | 21 | .476 | 15.5 |
| Fellows | 97 | 108 | 23 | .476 | 15.5 |
| Ozzie | 90 | 118 | 20 | .439 | 24** |
** - If luck wasn't involved, the last place Guillens would be 24 games out of first. Instead EVERYONE is at least 24 games out of first
| Matchup | ||||
| Team | W | L | T | PCT |
| GKs | 72 | 51 | 10 | .579 |
| Wang | 70 | 50 | 13 | .575 |
| Dynasty | 67 | 58 | 8 | .534 |
| L-Trains | 64 | 55 | 14 | .534 |
| Hitmen | 61 | 63 | 9 | .492 |
| TDs | 53 | 64 | 16 | .459 |
| Fellows | 54 | 67 | 12 | .451 |
| Ozzie | 44 | 77 | 12 | .376 |
oh and one more thing... DYNASTY SUCKS- I'm still in second
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