Monday, August 16, 2010

Week 19 Recap: The Rise of OzzieGuillens?

$#%@ you Trolley Dodgers- You AAA piece of c$hit.

Somewhere last week, OzzieGuillen was winning. Not in real life... but in fantasyland.

The last place OzzieGuillens decided to step up this week and beat the crap out of the Trolley Dodgers. The Guillens were this week's best team. That's the first time all year they've taken home that honor. Don't feel bad for the "unlucky" TDs... they were the 2nd worst team of the week. Meanwhile, the Wangs took home their 9th Trolley Dodger Award by beating up the worst team, Brian's Fellows. The Fellows choked away a huge lead early in the week, but are still only 1 game out of the playoffs thanks to widespread mediocrity in the middle of this league.

Who will be the team to separate themselves? Who's gonna choke on apple sauce like the TDs and Fellows last week? The six contenders for the last three playoff spots are head to head this week. With the standings so close, it's very possible that the winners of these matchups will take playoff spots 2-4 at least for the week.

Here's what you deserved this week:

Ozzie 8 4 0
Hitmen 6 4 2
Dynasty 6 5 2
Wang 5 5 2
GKs 5
6 1
L-Trains 5 6 1
TDs 5 6 1
Fellows 4 7 1

Here are the updated standings:


Phil Hellmuth Standings
Team W L T PCT GB
Wang 114 94 20 .544 0
Dynasty 113 95 20 .539 1
GKs 109 98 21 .524 4.5
L-Trains 106 102 20 .509 8
Hitmen 103 106 19 .493 11.5
TDs 98 109 21 .476 15.5
Fellows 97 108 23 .476 15.5
Ozzie 90 118 20 .439 24**

** - If luck wasn't involved, the last place Guillens would be 24 games out of first. Instead EVERYONE is at least 24 games out of first


Matchup
Team W L T PCT
GKs 72 51 10 .579
Wang 70 50 13 .575
Dynasty 67 58 8 .534
L-Trains 64 55 14 .534
Hitmen 61 63 9 .492
TDs 53 64 16 .459
Fellows 54 67 12 .451
Ozzie 44 77 12 .376

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