Monday, July 5, 2010

Week 13 Recap: Someone Call Child Protective Services!!!

HELP! Martin's dad just gave him a beat down. The South Side Hit Men are officially back. Don't feel bad Ryan, your dad basically destroyed everyone this week. His record in all matchups was 71-9-4! That's right, the SSHM only lost 9 categories and 2 were in his real matchup with the Dynasty. That is good for the best performance of the year. For comparison, the second best team this week (Brian's Fellows - hmm, didn't they lose?...) was 46-30-8. The Hitmen are now only a game behind the Giant Killers who declared the Hitmen dead three weeks ago.

Here is what everyone deserved this week:

Hitmen 10 1 1
Fellows 7 4 1
Wang 6 5 1
L-Trains 6 5 1
Dynasty 6 6 0
TDs 4 7 1
GKs 3 7 2
Ozzie 3 8 1

As you can see, the Trolley Dodger Award was once again a close race between the Trolley Dodgers and the Rise of Wang. We'll give the award to the Rise of Wang as they extend their overall lead in the standings with a 9-2 drubbing of the lowly Ozzies. Sutor, I think it's time to start looking to trade for a keeper for next year....


Phil Hellmuth Standings
Team W L T PCT GB
Dynasty 83 61 12 .571 0
Wang 79 64 13 .548 3.5
GKs 75 66 15 .529 6.5
Hitmen 72 72 12 .500 11
L-Trains 70 72 14 .494 12
TDs 68 73 15 .484 13.5
Fellows 65 75 16 .468 16
Ozzie 56 86 14 .404 26


Matchup
Team W L T PCT
Dynasty 52 34 5 .599
GKs 50 34 7 .588
Wang 47 33 11 .577
L-Trains 43 38 10 .527
TDs 39 41 11 .489
Hitmen 42 45 4 .484
Fellows 36 49 6 .429
Ozzie 24 59 8 .308

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