On Vacation

Gentleman,

I will be leaving on a 10-day mission trip to Honduras, effective tomorrow (June 10). Due to an apparent rivalry between two league members, I have appointed Commissioner Leyhane honorary co-manager status of the Fellows as they battle the TDs, under the following conditions:

• He has no add/drop privileges and may only update starting pitchers
• He may neither propose nor accept any trades
• UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES may J.D. Drew be in the starting line-up for the Red Sox series against the Phillies (weekend of June 11). This includes injury to another Fellow, rainout, or bubonic plague sweeping through Tampa. I would rather have an empty slot than have to pelt myself with batteries when I get back.

• If there are any questions during the week, you can reach me via smoke signal.

I expect to see 10-2 or better upon my return ...